The Horse Ride

The Horse Ride

© Annabel Sheila
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.

It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn’t in my plans;
Didn’t know the horse would blow.

The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.

My girlfriend’s face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn’t dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.

The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I’m sure I saw him grin.

A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.

Source: The Horse Ride, Humorous Poem http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/the-horse-ride#ixzz1wOKSxceJ
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Cute Pals

Cute Pals

Texan in Australia

Texan in Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ” We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows”.

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, “And what are those”?

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas”?

GOD GAVE A LOAF TO EVERY BIRD – Emily Dickinson.

GOD GAVE A LOAF TO EVERY BIRD

by Emily Dickinson.

 

God gave a loaf to every bird,
But just a crumb to me;
I dare not eat it, though I starve,–
My poignant luxury
To own it, touch it, prove the feat
That made the pellet mine,–
Too happy in my sparrow chance
For ampler coveting.

It might be famine all around,
I could not miss an ear,
Such plenty smiles upon my board,
My garner shows so fair.
I wonder how the rich may feel,–
An Indiaman–an Earl?
I deem that I with but a crumb
Am sovereign of them all.

 

Awesome tat

Awesome tat

Funny Australian Animals

 

Had to do an Aussie one.. even if it does make me a lil homesick.

Ultimate Dog Tease

Panda and Cub

Mothers love

Winter Bees

Winter Bees

Swarm

Very deep,
very mobile
the swarm-song
sounds in my chest:
not a beat, not breath

but an older music
remembered—
when a head
turns on a pillow
or hips lift—

one gesture becoming another
in the room
where a shoulder moves
close, moves away
uncovering a picture-window

filled with blossom-streaks,
pale trailers
that might be rain
or flight,
but these are flowers—

swarming white and eager
on dark branches,
while the Airbus
overhead
shakes the glass.
Bee-song

Rises from long grass
to make a mouth between the trees
rising and opening
as if it will never be done

when it opens its dark mouth
breathing and rising
sound filling the space of sound
mostly secret most necessary

trembling and calling
itself out of the dark
ceaselessness of itself
unendingly re-forming

dark in the darkened clearing
between the maize headlands and trees
with the evening gathering
in the long grass—
Bee Samā

If God were a limitless geometry,
that perfection world
reaches clumsily over itself
to articulate—
If he could be glimpsed in the pattern
of limitless addition
but were not that pattern, beautiful
though the turquoises
and greens of the glazed tiles are,
so beautiful
that the eye swoons, dropping through endless form
into form—If God
were neither principle nor dream, resting
his cheek on the earth
for a moment you might have imagined,
a gift of pure grace
from a Perfection that is bodiless
here and everywhere,
bees could be his servants and prophets,
demonstrating beauty
is a kind of humility—
Tonight, they offer us
the hive’s aroma.
In the Karst

Here: that old cult—
boards bleaching
in couch grass
on highlands
where no-one goes
along the limestone runnels
above ruined farms—
Remember secrets,
and abandoned hulls
that turn nailed flanks to the sun,
sinking
in a murmur of bees,
bees flecking the air
brightly,
their hum a rumour—
old tunes—
Winter Bees

Every year
the weak January sun
brings bumblebees
nudging and thudding against the wood
of my work shed—
which must smell good, some old pine sweetness
soft in the grain
under the blue cracked paint, a blue
miracle sky.
Still, this banality moves us—
a small spring
resurrection, in the time
just before spring.

What tender precision
directs each bee
to our recurring conversation,
its compass set
by the sun’s enormous arc?
The bee Christ
wears his crown of gilt and mourning,
mnemonic
of the winter swarm. Out
of strength came forth
sweetness
. Our dark
hearts are hives.

Note: “Winter Bees” comes from Coleshill, to be
published by Chatto and Windus in March 2013, and
was commissioned by Poet in the City/The City of
London Festival.

 

FIONA SAMPSON

Poetry Ireland Review
Issue 106

Picture of the Day _ 22nd May 2012

Rhinolophus Blasii

 

Photograph by Michael Curran and Mirjam Kopp

This is a Rhinolophus blasii (bat) from Mount Mabu in northern Mozambique

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