Sh*t Wetaskiwinites Say
June 2, 2012 at 6:37 pm (Video of the Day)
Tags: comedy, community, creativity, culture, education, entertainment, funny, gaming, google, joke, jokes, lol, people, Sh*t Wetaskiwinites Say, technology, video, words, youtube
P!nk – Stupid Girls
May 30, 2012 at 10:28 pm (Song of the day)
Tags: comedy, education, entertainment, funny, inspiration, lol, love, music, P!nk, people, Stupid Girls, video, youtube
Freaking awesome video! Every one should be made to watch this at least once in their life to see just how silly the box we girls have been put in is!
Quote of the Day _ 30th May 2012
May 30, 2012 at 9:52 pm (Quote of the day)
Tags: comedy, david lee, David Lee Roth, entertainment, funny, healthy-living, lol, quote, quotes, words
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
-David Lee Roth
Picture of the Day _ 29th & 30th May 2012
May 30, 2012 at 9:45 pm (Picture of the Day)
Tags: comedy, entertainment, environment, funny, Hello Kitty, people, Picture, transportation, travel, vacation
The Horse Ride
May 30, 2012 at 9:38 pm (Joke of the Day, Poem of the Day)
Tags: animals, comedy, entertainment, fun, funny, funny animals, joke, jokes, lol, love, nature, people, poem, poems, The Horse Ride, travel, words
The Horse Ride
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!
The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.
It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn’t in my plans;
Didn’t know the horse would blow.
The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.
My girlfriend’s face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn’t dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.
The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I’m sure I saw him grin.
A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.
Source: The Horse Ride, Humorous Poem http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/the-horse-ride#ixzz1wOKSxceJ
http://www.FamilyFriendPoems.com
A Dieter’s Despair
May 30, 2012 at 9:31 pm (Joke of the Day, Poem of the Day)
Tags: bean sprouts, comedy, Diet, don hewitt, entertainment, food, fun, funny, health, joke, jokes, life poem, lol, mental-health, old poem, paper shredder, poem, poems, words
A Dieter’s Despair
This is not ‘another diet’
Just a program of exchange
Though some things do seem strange
Raw vegetables and ‘brock-o-lee’
Does not sound too good to me
Lots of tofu and bean sprouts
While my empty stomach shouts
The meaning here is quite plain;
This program is designed for pain
Someone with anorexia planned
A program that tastes like sand
My hands are sweating, my soul is dreading
I must keep this thing from spreading
My only hope, the paper shredder
It finally made this diet better
Source: A Dieter’s Despair, Funny Life Poem http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/a-dieters-despair#ixzz1wOIbHzEb
http://www.FamilyFriendPoems.com
All-time BEST TV Bloopers and Outtakes!
May 28, 2012 at 11:39 pm (Video of the Day)
Tags: comedy, entertainment, funny, funny animals, joke, jokes, lol, people, video, youtube
I think this one is long enough to cover yesterday’s missed post. It has some really funny bits if you can hang in there it is worth it! Enjoy.
Ignoring you
May 28, 2012 at 10:39 pm (Picture of the Day)
Tags: comedy, community, fun, funny, Ignoring you, joke, lol, people, Picture, words
Texan in Australia
May 28, 2012 at 10:14 pm (Joke of the Day)
Tags: animals, Australia, comedy, entertainment, fun, funny, joke, jokes, lol, people, Texan, texan farmer, travel, words
Texan in Australia
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ” We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows”.
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, “And what are those”?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas”?
Joke of the Day _ 27th May 2012 (late)
May 28, 2012 at 9:58 pm (Joke of the Day)
Tags: comedy, entertainment, funny, idiots, joke, jokes, lol, people, words, work
A man shows up late for work. His boss yells, “You should have been here at 8.30!”
The man replies, “Why? What happened at 8.30?”